There's no time like the present to end a relationship that's dead on arrival.

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You invested your heart and your effort.

You sacrificed the control over your nocturnal Netflix routine.

You gave up half of your bed, all of your sanity, and the ability to dine out sans a two-hour debate disguised as an indecisive discussion.

And for who? Mr. Wrong? Miss Right-Now?

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When the high is no longer worth the pain, it's time to walk away. But once you're ready to end it, the issue for many then becomes WHERE to end it.

Location, location, location—realtors say it's everything, and so say we when it comes to break-ups! And that's where we come in with a list of bangin' breakup locations across Boise.

We're here to help you bask in the glory of breaking up with jerks, Code 5 Clingers, control freaks, and people who pour the milk before the cereal.


1 || BOGUS BASIN ROLLER COASTER - The rollercoaster-like ebbs and flows of your dysfunctional relationship make breaking up here a symbolic heartbreak destination.

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2 || THE BOISE RIVER - Timing is the key to this emotional bank-job. Just as their raft (that you're not on) is floating away from the put-in, hit 'em up with a good old-fashioned, "So long, Charlie." So long as you don't leave them up the river without a paddle, no one can fault you.

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3 || IDAHO STATE MUSEUM - Let your stubborn half know your relationship is a relic of the past among the trinkets and exhibits of centuries gone by.

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4 || IDAHO STATE PENITENTIARY - Haunt your horrible soon-to-be ex forever by ghosting them at ISP.

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5 || TREEFORT FESTIVAL - Part ways with your negative Nancy at one of the biggest celebrations of the year. Packed with fun, food, and people, you could be doing them a favor. If Mr. Right isn't right around the corner, corndogs and funnel cakes sure are.

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6 || WHILST FISHING ON THE RIVE - Like the fish you hooked but didn't quite care to keep, let your savage catch-and-release game shine.

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7 || GAS STATION - Because there's nothing quite like a pump and dump. With as much as a gallon of gas costs at this point, ditching a terrible lover a fuel station, might be the only satisfying moment you have at one for a while.

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8 || IN THE FOOTHILLS - Finally, the Boise Foothills are a fantastic place to tell Tray or Trina to take the ultimate hike. Pro-tip: do it up-front before the hike starts or wait to do it after it's over. Never break-up mid hike, friend.

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