Spring Cleaning? Ew, Boise. 10 Ridiculous Ways We’d Rather Spend Our Time.
1 || Whoever said paper cuts were the worst never had to pick up a winter's worth of dog waste when spring weather broke in Boise.
2 || I'd rather endure a two-hour, close-proximity conversation with a bad-breathed, mouth-breather than pull the weeds on our common walking path in Star.
3 || Sock slipping in my shoe? That's cool as a cucumber as long as I don't have to endure the lines at Lowe's on Eagle to pick up mulch and clean out the mulch beds.
4 || I would rather double my time in traffic from Star to Boise than have to dust and clean all the window treatments, light fixtures, and knick-knacks in my house!
5 || Spending an entire day at the Boise DMV only to find out I was short a document to get my Star Card is still preferable to cleaning out our closets and cupboards.
6 || I'd rather go to Costco on payday with Martha than wash, iron, and re-hang the curtains.
7 || Endure the company of an insufferable know-it-all parent at the playground? If it gets me out of cleaning the filtration and laundry vents, I'm down.
8 || If you've ever hosted one, you might agree that retaking a semester of college algebra is preferable to prepping and hosting a garage sale on a Saturday. The Idaho garage sale circuit is insane, friends. People are out there trying get to you to split pennies over a George Foreman grill still in excellent condition!
It's $3.50 or move on, Edna.
Doing my own taxes sounds as good as an overnight stay at the Grove as compared to washing the windows and cleaning out the gutters on our too-big home in Star.
I'd rather perm my hair than...nope. Sorry. Can't do it. That's a bridge too far even for this Spring Clean chore-hating chick. I'd rather just hire one of these 10 Boise cleaning services to help us out!